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Topics: Canada, Family

Saturday, 17 January 2004

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Robin Wiliams - Man and Ape

Word has reached us from overseas that researchers in the Ravioli Jungle in Canada, have discovered a tribe of gorillas with an unusual house guest - a man.

The man is said to be around twenty years old, although it is said that much of his body is covered in gorilla hair, seemingly "stuck on" with faeces, and therefore, reliable dating of the man is impossible.

Via crude markings on trees surrounding the Gorilla encampment, the researchers were able to ascertain that the man was left in the jungle as a boy. The man's parents are depicted in one picture: The father as a man with a suit and tie on and a cigar in his mouth. The mother is seen wearing no clothes, but holding in her hand a dress, whilst pointing with the other hand to an apparent stain on it.

Meanwhile the entire gorilla population of the jungle has been destroyed via humane "gunning", and the man has been repopulated in New York.

A film of the man's life is set to be released next year, filmed by Peter Jackson. Robin Williams is a shoe-in for the starring role due to his unimaginable hairyness.

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