Mumbai - (Bleedin' Obvious Press): India's women civil servants are threatening an all out strike after being asked to reveal their menstrual sex secrets in official surveys run by the Ministry of Chastity.
Under new regulations all female government workers have to undergo a lengthy medical probe, a written examination and an oral test to see if they are suitable for promotion.
Questions asked include "Do you agree to have sex with your boss during your period?" and "Are you willing to train subordinates in how to comply with senior colleagues' requests for sex during menstruation?"
Then comes the practical exam where women clerical officers in civil service Grade One and upwards have to show dexterity in tampon removal, pantyliner disposal and genital refreshment techniques before full coitus lasting up to ten minutes.
"And heaven help you if you use sanitary towels. Under Ministry regulations these are deemed a health hazard and visually disturbing to the vast majority of male governmental employees of senior rank."
"It's a bloody cheek," said a Mumbai Civil Service Union shop steward today. "None of their bleedin' business."