All ov duh braf citizry ov Glorious Kazakstan luvd vedy, vedy much the excitement race tween Milktruck and milkman. Milosh Galoshes exclaimed: "Dis iz more much fun than my lazt ten handparty!"
Da raz begun with milkman Borat winnin by mile since he paid big bux to his retard bruder Milo to take all air outa tires and gas from tank! When milktruck realized borat's durty trick it got repairs and soon caught up on the char-la-tan. For daze on endings da mans vesrus da mach-ine waged on and on and on.
Dramatic endins came when Borat slept too long with chocolate-faced hoe with nappy hair while milktruck may da hay while the suna shined. If Borat had just resssitated the romantic explosion on da chocolate belly, he may could have been gloriously victoriously! Instead machine beat man since man cannot beat his desire to have glorious romantic explosions!