(MIDLAND, TX) -- Texas's historic Permian Basin oil deposits were discovered yesterday to have a hidden reserve below the 15,000 foot level that experts speculate could fuel the US and the world in perpetuity.
President George W. Bush said, "Well, shee-it! The war is over!" Bush, a former Texas oil man whose company Arbusto, financed by Bush family friends and cronies, ironically actually went "busto." The President offered a message for King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia - "Pound Sand Abby," he added.
Recess-appointed Secretary of State and Bush family pet Barney added through a spokesperson, "Mission accomplished (again)." Barney cut and run without further comment.
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