Written by Tom Taylor
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Monday, 9 April 2007

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So hungry.

The Pope has used his customary Easter address to call for world peace. However, as the masses nodded at the speech they've heard so many times, Pope Benedict shocked many when, straight after calling for peace, he called for chocolate.

"Easter is a time when the world should be looking at accepting all races and religions without violence." said the Pope, before adding "It is also a time for chocolate... Why has nobody given me any chocolate? I'm the Pope, I deserve chocolate. I give and I give. When do I get some back? I've searched the whole damn Vatican and the Easter bunny didn't leave me a thing. Why have you forsaken me oh Lord? I want some eggs!"

Benedict was then led away and chastised by God.

- Tom Taylor

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