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Saturday, 7 April 2007

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Another happy camper, "I feel great" he told our reporters.

Iran's ambassador to London has said Britain should respond "in a positive way" to the release of the 15 Royal Navy personnel held for 13 days.

Other countries leaders are inclined to agree it would appear, therefore Iran is hoping to set up a kidnap program whereby they can increase the goodwill by taking more hostages in future.

A spokesman said "what we are hoping to do is start of small like we have done, 15 troops, later we will move up and attempt the kidnap of an entire regiment. Just imagine how much goodwill we can get for that"

There are also other plans afoot to increase the goodwill caused by hostage taking. " Next time we get someone in custody we are planning on kicking the crap out of them to increase that friendly bond between us and the United Kingdom, It worked for America with Guantanamo Bay, so it should work for us" the spokesman continued hopefully.

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