Written by Mango Murgatroyd

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Topics: Police, Banks

Wednesday, 14 January 2004

Teams of police and volunteers continued their pain staking search yesterday along the crocodile infested banks of northern Australia's South Alligator River for Steve Irwin's one month old son following a bizarre water skiing accident.

Eyewitnesses report seeing a baby wearing a khaki coloured wetsuit apparently fastened to a set of waterskis being pulled behind Irwin's 6 meter runabout on Tuesday morning.

Irwin was available for comment yesterday but members of the local press declined the opportunity to interview him saying that they had had a gutsfull of the stupid bastard.

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