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Thursday, 5 April 2007

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We are not Amused

In the long history of the Nation of Belgium a high point had always been considered the Belgian resistance to the Germans in World War 1.

That heroic defense bought time for the French and the British Expeditionary Force's to hold a defensive line and save Europe from the Kaiser.

However President Bush's naming of Sam Fox as Ambassador to Belgium has apparently ruffled a few feathers. Fox had aligned himself with the Swift Boat Veterans for truth claiming John Kerry had lied about his war experiences in 1969 to win the Presidency in 2004

President Bush snuck his nomination through while Congress was in Recess.

Upon arrival in Brussels the New American Ambassador ranted on about how Belgium had
"Fabricated the story of their heroic resistance to the Germans in World War 1 to win medals for King Albert and make him look like Henry the 5th. You see, Belgium actually started World War It's to boost sagging Touris Trade"

Fox was booted by Belgium and in an act of defiance President Bush has named him Ambassador to Agincourt.

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