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Topics: Food

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Don Carson, an electrician with Webco Construction, thinks he may have exaggerated when he said a reuben he ordered at King's Sandwich Shack "tasted like shit".

He said: "Sure, the saurkraut was on the slimy side, the bun was moldy and the corned beef had a weird wang to it. But taste like shit? I guess that was a bit of an overstatement."

Carson then went on to say he had never actually eaten shit, at least to his knowledge.

The electrician had no intention of ever ordering the sandwich again. "Maybe I'll try the tuna melt next time. I mean, how could they possibly screw that up?"

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