Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Sunday, 1 April 2007

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There is the FRENCH way and then there is the WRONG way

DaRtagnan Robespeirre Prime Minister of the New ascerbic state of KaNeF has gone on record for the second time since his nations inception

After describing his German and British Neighbors as "Beer Swilling Barbarians with Bad Breath" -- he took a few moments to address American Culture

Robespeirre is quoted as saying: "American Culture is to Civilization what the toothpick is to Modern Dentistry

"They all sing as if they were constipated and if were not for Automobile Chases they would have no film industry to speak of --- Only Breasts"

KaNeF came into existence following France's secession from international affairs due to the Stupidity of Everyone who is not France.

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