Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Friday, 30 March 2007

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Ahhhhhh The Arts !

The Chicken Kid who wowed em on AMERI-CON-IDLE last year is cluckin in on that Sanjava Indian guy

The Kid quoted MUHAMMED ALI to emphasise his point "Joe Frazier caint sing!"

ALI made that observation when a 1970's incarnation of Simon Cowell was trying to cash in on public stupidity upon realizing that it didn't matter weather Frazier could sing or not. (He couldn't)

The Kid clucked his way to the final four before being dumped into the slosh pit of Ameri-con-history

Diana Ross chimed in with some constructive critisism of Sanjava who insists on "butchering MY songs".

Ross "That Indian Kids no Canary, he should be selling lottery tickets and news papers"

Ahhhhh the Arts

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