Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Following the abduction of the British Sailors by the Iranians--President Bush has offered to help negotiate their release with Iran's President Mahamuhd Ahmajinedad

The American President is internationally renowned for his diplomatic prowess.

Bush declared: "I will confront the Mullahs of Madness of the Axis of Evil and uhhh...In our OWNERSHIP SOCIETY you see -- sometimes we have to take the bull by the evil horns and kick him in the ass some times to get things done you see"

Tony Blair thanked the President but graciously declined his offer, at least for now, preferring instead to negotiate one on one with the Iranians when he decides to.

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