Written by The Noosance

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Thursday, 29 March 2007

A prophetic President Bush proved prescient when he said, "If we don't fight the terrorists in Iraq, the enemy will attack us here."

Today, his prediction came true as the Iraqi terrorist landed on American soil to proclaim jihad on our country.

Arriving in an inner tube with only the clothes on his back and a weapon of mass destruction, the enemy put his foot on dry land and proclaimed to a group of fishermen, "Death to the infidels! Death to the imperialists! Death to America!" Then he sighed and said, "Phew. My arms are tired. Where's a Starbucks? I could use a tall Americano."

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