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Monday, 26 March 2007

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National Aeronautics and Space Administration officials announced today that they have discovered an object rapidly approaching Earth that resembles a Death Star from the popular movie series Star Wars. They also reported several large triangular objects accompanying the huge sphere.

"SETI has picked up what appear to be electronic communications from the objects," said a NASA spokesman, "but so far we have been unable to decypher the signals."

Star Wars fans across the world are a little frightened. "Many of us are more than willing to join the Dark Side if that's what it takes to save Earth," said the chairman of the Hollywood chapter of the George Lucas Fanclub.

Lucas could not be reached for comment.

World leaders George W. Bush and Tony Blair made statements in response to NASA's report. "If they're hostile, we will treat them as any other terrorist," said Bush.

Blair was more optimistic. "We have been contacted by the leader of the Raelian Movement claiming the Elohim are returning to claim the human society they seeded with their clones."

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