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Saturday, 24 March 2007

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Its now confirmed that Anna Nicole Smith, the flamboyant entrepreneur and harlot, who lost her son 2 days after the birth of her daughter, was pregnant when she died. But in an earth-shattering report written by a German fertility and genetic clinic in Austria, it says that she was pregnant with the clone of her son.

In an official interview Russian scientist and Chernobyl survivor Dr. Omy Beavahertzallova claims that she did help to impregnate the distraught Anna Nicole after they had been out on an all night binge together.

"I do admint that I helped Anal Cole with getting pregnate," Dr Beavahertzallova says, but denies having anything to do with the genetics of the child.

Director of Invademyvaginastein German Fertility Clinic published a report which states "Anna Nicole Smith did seek help from the clinic in getting a clone made from her son's genetic material. But due to ethical reasons, the clinic could not assist Mrs Smith". When asked if it was due to the ethical implications of genetic cloning, the clinic commented, "No, it was due to the ethical implications of allowing Anna Nicole Smith to reproduce again."

Greek geneticist Dr. Galapogous of the Heomophrodite Family Clinic in Athens states, "Although not directly involved in the genetic implantation of Mrs Smith's son's clone, I can confirm that it was done while she was on her ski trip to Aspens. Allegedly Mrs Smith had a ski accident and froze one of her implants, and while having breast augmentation, also had the fertility procedure conducted by a Swiss doctor."

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