Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Topics: France, French

Thursday, 22 March 2007

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French Spokesman -- Avec Moi -- Announced today that France is seceding from the International Community due to "The stupidity of everyone who is not French!" (I guess that means me!)

A new Nation will be formed and take the Place formerly occupied by France on the International Stage.

This new Nation will be composed entirely of Art Critics and Wine Tasters.

World renowned Pompous Self Centered Art Critic Dartagnan Robespierre has been Named Prime Minister of the Infant State.

His campaign revolved around the common revulsion to American Chesse shared by He and his new Constituency.

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