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Topics: Australia, toast

Friday, 9 January 2004

From Our Foreign Desk - DATELINE Perth, Australia

What IS Vegemite?

...n. - A Beef Extract that even the manufacturer can't tell you where the beef is extracted from. When our roving editor M. W. Merrinism contacted said manufacturer (supposedly Krafty), and posed her query, she was told to "Go Back to your Padded Cell!"...personally, We are convinced its sump oil, which is why it is transported in 55gal drums...and gives most Aussies that consume it their unique personality...AND a rock in their colons.

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