A vehicle in US President George W Bush's motorcade has been in a minor accident but no one was injured and Mr. Bush's car was not involved in the traffic accident
"BAG OF SHITE!" states a TheSpoof.com reporter, on the scene. "I was right there and saw the whole thing. Bush was driving and totally off his tits" the reporter continues "I couldn't believe my eyes. There I was, sitting at the intersection, waiting for a gap in the traffic, and who should drive past? Fcuking Bush, that's who. He was weaving and dodging all over the place, I'm not surprised though, as he had a young woman on his lap, absolutely covered in cocaine. I mean she was a heap of white powder with arms and legs coming out from underneath it, you know, like that scene in The Departed where Jack Nicholson takes them young ladies to pleasure town with the help of his friend Charlie? That's what it was like!"
The accident happened in sleety weather conditions as the motorcade made its way from Washington to Camp David.
Mr. Bush normally makes the journey by helicopter from the White House due to him normally being so whacked up on Scooby snacks he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo, but rain and snow prevented the flight.
A sports utility vehicle slid on the icy motorway and collided with a private car, spinning off the road.
The driver of the private vehicle (who would like to remain anonymous) says, "as the car hit me, I could hear this man singing I AM THE CHIEF, ALL HAIL THE CHIEF!"