The Neo-Con's that run the world sent W, now being called Prez Ringer because of 2 stolen elections, to study abroad. Bush, in total shock that people actually live south of Texas, found that unlike in his own country, the Latinos tolerated him. Commenting on the phenomemon, Bush said: "Laura y Yo may cogitate retirenation down thar! Those folks love nicknames asmuch as I do. The clever fellas took george and made into "Gringo", I kinda like it!"
With Prez Ringer as the first punch, now PaPa Zinger, "Pope of the New Inquisition Seig Heil", will be the neo-con #2 punch. Pope Ratzinger's plans to head to Latin America are all set. He has prepared the groundwork by affirming his ethic of death in a recent encyclical entitled "GaySexius Badius, Mortis Comfortabilis Badius, Unwantedia Childrenia Goodius"
The Papal letter denounces the now widely accepted sexual orientation toward persons of the same gender. Besides wishing fatal gay bashings on the whole of the Queer nation, Zinger zinged terminally ill people for not wanting to suffer unnecessarily and for wanting to die with dignity: "God wants us all on the cross like his Son for as long as possible. The Centurion who hastened Jesus' death was an evil euthanizer. God was hoping for a three day affair with resurrection straight from the cross, like a launch pad!"
The letter ends with the teaching that God wants unwanted children to suffer for a full lifetime before they come to him for a heavenly embrace. . . that is unless they are gay or euthanizers. . . then they can go to hell!"The neo-cons who run the world are hoping that Pope Ratzinger's visit will be the final nail in the coffin of socialist resurgence in Latin America.