In a rare, and boring, day for media and lonely internet surfers, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Antonella Barba have managed to stay completely covered up.
It's not yet known whether the three were in cahoots over this or whether it was just a freak occurrence.
Some news services were completely unprepared for this turn of events and were forced to look elsewhere for something to report.
"It was just weird..." said one CNN reporter "I had to actually look for something to report today rather than just having it presented or, I guess I should say, 'flashed' at me."
The reporter was absolutely shocked to find other events happening in the world.
"Did you know there are a lot of people dying in Somalia? No? Me either, and neither did anyone else."
News services the world over are hoping a young starlet flashes something tomorrow. Especially Reuters reporter John Carew who had had this to say.
"You can't sell newspapers with dead Africans, they're not sexy... unless you're in to that kind of thing."