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Friday, 9 March 2007

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Bush didn't know people lived south of Texas

On the eve of Bush's first trip to South America, after discovery that you didn't fall off the earth when you went south of Texas, the Commander-in-Cheap reminded the illegal aliens south of the bush border that we have been showering them with gringogreenbacks and they should be goldarn grateful!

Double-ooow discovered that these countries have received about 1% of the cost of the War in Iraq since he became El Presidente.

"Considerin' that me, the Decider didn't even know y'all existed, oo-say-dace daybend sair gratitudinozo! count yer estrayass sweartays, you could be in Walter Reed instead of some bright sunny Freehole field singin' Swing low sweet lowrider!"

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