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Friday, 9 March 2007

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SPARTAN KING Leonidas has returned from the dead with an army of over three hundred soldiers.
After being brutally murdered at the hands of the Persian war lord Xerxes Leonidas has made a deal with Hades.

Leonidas, aged 2,487, said: "Avast ye scarvy dawgs for I be the one who will turn this world inside oot.

"Bush, Murdoch and Blair! I shall meet ye on the fields of Alyseum, it is for there that we battle for the fate of Persia!"

Leonidas raised his army after finding out Persia (Iraq) has been in turmoil for the past 4 years.
He said: "I want bloody vegeance!"

British PM Tony Blair, American numero uno George W Bush and Boutros Mugabi the fifth will all meet.

The Rock said: " Leonidas! I will layeth thy smacketh down on thy candy ass"

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