IN AN UNPRECETENDED MOVE British PM Tony Blair resigned today after it was revealed that he was accepting cash for honours.
Blair, real age unknown, has been on a downward spiral after British tabloid, The Sun, exposed the former downing street no.1 and media dictator Rupert Murdoch as Islamic cabaret singers.
A Scotland Yard spokesperson said today that a public inquiry into the cash for honours scandal had went 'bollocks up'.
He said: "Our public inquiry team consisted of Kate moss, Judge Joolz and Paul Gascoigne. It was clear from the start that it was doomed"
"After this mess we needed outside assistance, so our contact, Peter Parker called in his friend Batman from Gotham City."
Batman, also known as the Dark knight and the world's greatest detective solved the case with one throw of a batarang at John Prescott's belly.
A happy Gordon Brown said: "Batman came crashing in through the ceiling of Downing Street. He then looked as if he smelled the cash and flung his batarang towards the belly of Prescott.
"All of a sudden cash started flowing out from batarang's incision.
"I've never been happier"
A disgraced John Prescott simply said: "It wasn't me, it was my food"
Mr Blair has been unavailable for comment but an insider source, Gordon Brown, has told us that Batman has whisked the former PM and Rupert Murdoch away to Arkham Asylum in Gotham city.
Other known political residents of the asylum include George W Bush, the prophet Mohammed, Nick Griffin and the Joker.