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Sunday, 4 March 2007

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Natascha wants to look like her heroine

Vienna - (DissAssociated Press): Austrian kidnap victim Natascha Kampusch celebrated her 19th birthday yesterday by declaring she wants to shave off her hair in a tribute to popular heroine Britney Spears.

"It's all got to go so I can look like Britney," she said. "Then maybe men will stop envying her column inches, and get a magnifying glass to see their own privates."

The nineteen year old was a prisoner for nine years to a serial pervert "just like the music industry".

Whoring for Sony was every girl's dream she said.

"They give you birthday presents like depilatories and shears. Then say you need a shrink like you are the sicko."

Natascha's said her captor told her he always wanted to be a famous shrink.

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