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Wednesday, 28 February 2007

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US Intelligence has eliminated this man as a suspect in the explosion

Reports of an explosion outside the hiding quarters of "Bad Dick Huntin'" Cheney was thought at first to be an attack by Godnose-whoelse, a new revolutionary cell in Afghanistan. Further investigation by CSITalibandaddy, a wedding DJ/forensic crime investigation unit, claims that there is evidence that a 19th Century American Blunderbuss caused the big bang. When the Vice appeared he was found to have powder burns about the hands, arms, and shoulder.

Talibandaddy forensic scientist/disc spinner, Lawr Ence-Welkaman released a report that named the Vice as the cause of the explosion: "Multiple witnesses had Cheney on the roof of his rabbithole shooting his antique weapon at pigeons. Quite a few confirmed reports that the Vice was shouting: 'Siwwy wabbithole, ya made miss again!'"

The same US intelligence agencies that reported on WMDs and Saddam's Uranium Cake claimed to have seen terrorists fleeing the scene. When asked what these terrorists look like, an anonymous agent said that they wore disguises that looked suspiciously like rock doves.

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