Jade Goody, the racist imbecile, has travelled to India in an attempt to revive her career.
The stated aim of the trip is to apologise for her bitchiness and bullying of Shilpa Shetty, the Bollywood actress with whom she lived on Big Brother. However, as she has spent the whole of the last month apologising, it is not thought that another whiny sorry in her annoying chavvy Essex accent will make any difference to the opinion of most Indians. Except that they can throw rotten fruit and vegetables at her!
Her trip will include a visit to the Taj Mahal to apologise for her 'stupidity'. Then she will meet the prime minister and apologise to him too. She will also go for a curry and try not to offend anyone else.