Billabong, Australia - (ReUterus): Captive female koala bears have suddenly taken to spoofing their tourist sightseeing public with raunchy lesbian love-fest displays in an unexplained surge of exhibitionist antics not seen since Britney Spears revived her sagging ratings by snogging Madonna at the Empty TV Video Music awards in 2003.
Scientists studying the phenomenon are puzzled:
"Some females reject male advances in their enclosure, but get fired up in homosexual foragings at the drop of a hat," says one eminent zoologist.
"Several times we have seen more than one pair of females shredding the same pole in a totally indiscriminate binge of eucalyptus foreplay.
"Multiple females mounted each other simultaneously seems to occur whenever Britney's 'Hit Me One More Time' is played on the radio. And some multiple encounters can involve at least twentyfive female koalas."
Now visitors to an Australian koala protectorate in Darwin are being warned not to stray into typically lesbian no-go ghettos which have been cordoned off so as not to offend any religious sensibilities.
"We don't want the kiddies getting the wrong idea about the evolution of the Spee-Shes here in Darwin", said the Head of Marsupials Section Dave Wallaby. "Might put them off their tucker."