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Sunday, 25 February 2007

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Mr Kok's cocking cock

Wim Kok, the former president of the Netherlands, has had his pet rooster Rodney castrated after it was constantly lifting it's leg to urinate while on holiday in the southwest of England.

One local, Yokel McInbred, said "All roight, cock! That thar cock's bin cocking all over my stopcock. Oi said 'Stop cock, not on moi stopcock,' but he carried on cocking his cock. The cocking cock! Cocks wot cock loik that cock should cock off."

The now cock-less cock will not be cocking any more, leading Wim Kok to call for more cocks to be de-cocked.

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