Britney Spears has posed for a milk carton ad listing herself as a missing person. The grainy photo of 'bald as a coot' Brit is set to grace breakfast tables across the USA.
Meanwhile, Britney was last seen on a pink motor scooter, dressed as the infamous Wally (Where's Wally) with trade mark stripy jersey and a stripy wool hat.
It is believed that she is heading across the States in a bid to out run the paparazzi.
The double troubled mother of two, ex wife of an idiot and "singery songer", has led the world's media on a merry dance this week and has been slowly altering her appearance in order to feign anonymity. Everyone is asking "To rehab or to rehab not?...That is the question."
Bald Britney could be coming to a town near you. If you see her don't forget to yell ..."Where's Wobbly".
Don't be surprised if she turns up at Anna Nicole Smiths Last waltz either!