Shilpa Shetty and Britney Spears are fast becoming the biggest thing on YouTube, following the sensational appearance of a video posting on the file sharing site, showing what appears to be a lesbian love-romp between the two stars.
The internet has been very nearly shut down as the masses flock to the site and virtually send it into meltdown.
A spokesman told us:
"This is totally amazing. To think that the two hottest tickets either side of the pond had actually made a lesbo tape is barely believable. And for it to be posted on our site is just the best thing ever"
A spokesman for Shilpa said:
"Shilpa is gutted that what was essentially a beautiful thing between two top birds has been cheapened by it having found its way onto YouTube"
And Britney's management commented:
"Right now Britney seems to be away with the fairies and quite honestly she is up for anything. Shilpa and Britney are just very good friends. Simple as that"
Russell Brand was off his nuts on something or other and we couldn't get a coherent statement from him; or at least one we could print any way.