Spoof Reporter Buck E Filbert spent a whole weekend in the closet at the exclusive Antigua rehab where Britney Spears paid a visit.
Acting on information, the Spoof hack was hoping to get exclusive photographs of Britney's latest shaved look. Sadly in his haste he forgot to remove his lens cap before homing in on the nether regions of Ms Spears.
Mr Filbert was crushed when he tried to download the hot pics to his laptop. "Jeez I can't believe I let the pressure get to me...It was a sore sight I can tell you, it was obvious that Brit did it herself and with a shaky hand judging by some of the nicks and cuts..probably with an old cut thoat razor too...YIKES!"
He was unable to comment upon the rumor of visible pink lips although he did suggest we use our common sense.