Britney Spears courted the tabloids by entering rehab and leaving again.
Sources suggest that she found Spoof reporter Buck E Filbert hiding in the wardrobe of her room. She had apparently requested another reporter to cover her entrance, which is why she left.
Other inmates of the exclusive 'Last Chance for Limelight' facility suggested that they all took a vote and rejected Ms Spears based upon a vagina toxicity test that all newbies have to undertake.
Ms Spears was reported to be quite happy with the level of publicity she has received and that she will be taking a weeks vacation before planning her next outing.