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Friday, 16 February 2007

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Could Brits Breasts be the new media interest? Or have Britney's organs played their last?

News of the furore surrounding Britney Spears vagina has been bouncing around newsrooms today.

The plethora of reports, articles and snippets concerning Britney Spears vagina has been officially regarded as 'Very Stale'.

One Spoof reporter, (known only as BEF), who has allegedly written extensively on the state of Ms Spears genitals, has conceded ." There isn't a whole lot more that can be said about Britney's fanny. We've read about it every day and hell we've even seen it up close. I for one will be glad not to have to cover her vagina any more, after a while, exclusive and close up examination of her muff tends to leave a very bad taste any-hows."

Ms Spears is currently in talks with her agent to see if there is any more that can be done, as the extensive media interest has meant that she has not had to rely upon singing for a living. We may all live to reflect upon the fact that 'we never had it quite so good'.

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