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Thursday, 15 February 2007

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After the mass wedding ceremony in Tehran today with the Rev. Sun Myung Moon presiding, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and David "Daisy" Duke were whisked away to "Gay Paree" for the honeymoon. There were several hundred other couples united after the Main Event, with Prince Charles reportedly in the audience.

In the event of an American invasion of Iran while their leader is abroad, Ahmadinejad is said to have a contingency plan. There is believed to be an underground bunker deep in the bowels of Broquebaq Mountain where he and his blushing bride could lay low for a time.

The area surrounding Broquebaq has been designated as a "No Bush Zone", only men and sheep allowed. "No Bush has ever set foot there", said the Iranian Press Secretary, "although Jeb looks like he might be conmfortable there".

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