While boarding a helicopter today, President George W. Bush was asked his reaction to yesterday's news that Iran had legalized same sex unions.
"There's an old sayin' in Texas", Bush intoned, "what happens in the tent stays in Texas, unless it happens in I-ran, an' I don't see where a few gay-rabs are gonna hurt anything. Don't rock the goat or anything, whatever flattens your boat
"We Republicans are the party of the "Big Tent".
When informed that Iranians are not Arabs, Bush seemed perplexed. "They're not"? Bush asked. "Well, whatever the little sum-bitches are, I don't care what they do as long as they don't try to get married in America an' they keep the oil flowin'."