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Topics: Hurricane

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

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Kickin right off

In an unprecedented meteorological assault Hurricane Karl has reformed and is heading back to the Northern Europe.

In September 2004 Hurricane Karl 'terrorised' The Faeroe Islands before becoming extratropical after a pathetic 8 days. Said to be 'disgusted' at his performance causing $0 billion worth of damage, reaching only category 4 strength and dismally failing to kill anyone, Karl, going by his new gangster name of 'Hurry K', said "I want to finish what I started 2 ½ years ago and this time I'm not fannying about!"

The Faeroe's have appealed to the Caribbean parliament to lend them Hurricane Ivan in an attempt to counter Hurry K. Hurricane Ivan, 2004's hardest hurricane, was of course a category 5, causing $13m worth of damage and killing a staggering 92 people directly with 32 later dying in hospital.

Ivan, who was captured by Caribbean authorities in September 2004, is said to be not too arsed, cracking wise as if he was face off the A Team: "It should be a 'breeze'."

A hurricane fight works in much the same way as conker fight with the winner claiming all the loser's kills and category.

An incredibly handsome man said this "It should be a great fight. I'm staying right out of it."

The clash will take place in the North Atlantic some time over the next few days with the winner then primed to face our current world Champ, Hurricane Jeanne.

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