(Al Manziera) In an unexpected victory for gays in Iran, gay marriage was legalized today. Following the February Holocaust Denial Conference hosted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his new "main squeeze" Klan Leader David Duke, the couple jointly announced the news. However, the new law does not take effect until Wednesday, Feb. 14, to allow the Reverend Sun Myung Moon to fly into the country to perform a mass gay ceremony on Valentine's day. At the head of the line will be Ahmadinejad and Duke, who the Iranian leader calls "Daisy".
It seems the two unwound after the initial Holocaust Denial Conference by taking a vacation in the remote area of Iran called the Broquebaq Mountains. They "roughed it" by herding sheep and sleeping in a tent, and discussing ways to eliminate Israel. While forging a bond in the wilderness, one night Ahmadinejad was overcome by passion, and "bromance" bloomed.
In the weeks since then, the pair have met frequently for "fishing trips" until finally Iranian officials bowed to public opinion and Mahmoud's wishes to legalize same sex unions.
"I just can't qweet you" Ahmadinejad cooed. "Besides, you have purty lips", the Groom to be said to his blushing Bride, who, in spite of the "youthful indescretion" will wear white at the ceremony, with a hood substituting for the traditional veil. Since the Bride in Iran traditionally chooses the music, Dueling Banjos will be the theme.