It has been announced that the Duchess of Cornwall is to undergo a Hysterectomy operation.
Camilla,79, has now given up any hopes of bearing a son to Charles since having the news broken to her that her 'engine' is beyond economical repair.
Prince Charles is however set to make good his promise, made during the darker times of his marriage to Princess Diana. The 'Camilla Gate' as it was known revealed a creepy secret desire of Charlies ; that he would like to be her (Camilla's) Tampon.
Charles has made a formal request to the Royal Gynaecologist and physician to the Ladies in Waiting, Professor Morecambe Wise CBE (112), that he assist with the procedure. Professor Wise who has performed hysterectomies on royal women as far back as Queen Victora, was happy to agree.
Charles his will get his wish after all. However he may have to change his future wishes to be merely her 'Tena Lady'.*
* Tena Lady = female incontinence pad