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Topics: Hitler, Archeology

Monday, 12 February 2007

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Archaeologist Hair Re Goolies who found the ball

Archaeologists digging a Roman villa in Germany have found what is believed to be Hitler's left ball. The scrunched up almost skinless lump of muscle now resides in the local police headquarters awaiting forensic tests. Police are standing on guard in case of any attempted theft of the artefact.

There is much speculation as to where the ball will eventually end up, a spokesman working on the archaeological site told the BBC (British Ball Company) that its rightful resting place should be where it was found, just inside a rabbit hole overlooking the Danube.

One question raised by the team leader Hair Re Goolies is just how Hitler's ball ended up in a Roman villa dating from the first century. This along with other questions hopefully will be answered in good time.

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