God today announced that he is in fact the father of the Daughter of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn.
God who appeared before a throng of reporters cloaked in a burning bush went on to say he is her father and only father. In fact said God, "it shall be a sin for any other to lay such claims."
God has one other son, a Mexican named Jesus, who died under very suspicious circumstances.
According to God, he and Anna had spent a number of days in the wilderness where she then became pregnant. Anna had kept this factor a secret and God felt it was an appropriate time to reveal the secret in lieu of the many claims being made by others.
As God reported, he has no reason to not be truthful as he already has wealth beyond man's wildest dreams.