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Sunday, 11 February 2007

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Following Ms. O'Donnell's untimely quips about Anna Nicole Smith, just hours before her death. Guilt, it would appear, has motivated the celebrity lesbian to accept the role as the new face of slimming wonder drug that Ms Smith had made her own.

Rosie will attempt to shed her current 300lbs weight and reduce to a size 0 in just 4 weeks, The Spoof has learned.

Doctors have warned that this could be dangerous, not only to Ms O'Donnell but to others due to the amount of methane gas produced.

Ms. O'Donnell pulled out of her launch of the new Mc 'Elvis' Burger (Peanut Butter, Jello (Jam) and goose fat on a 1/2 pound slab of ground beef) at The Ronald McDonald 'Super-size' Restaurant ( Known locally as GREASLAND), Memphis Tennessee, scheduled for today. A role she hastily accepted after Kirsty Alley and Janet Jackson were found to be too slim.

Ms. O'Donnell accepted the fat shedding challenge in deference to Anna Nicole Smiths talent, also fearing the legal team that a money grabbing law firm could assemble on the back of the disputed fortune left by the Silicone Siren.

Ms O'Donnell stated today of the 4 week task..."It's do or die".

Fingers crossed Rosie!

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