A sensational twist in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity quest has occurred today. The Spoof earlier reported that in excess of 3000 men had registered for the televised DNA test, produced by the 'American Idol' team. Working title "Who's ya Daddy".
We have since learned that one candidate has sensationally been exposed as a fraud having never had penetrative sex with the larger than feasible Anna Nicole Smith. His Holiness Pope Benedict has withdrawn his candidacy revealing that due to Vatican practices, he has in fact been rendered impotent, as is the Papal tradition. Therefore any encounter with Ms Smith could not have resulted in conception.
The Pontiff was quick to quash rumours of anything immaculate occurring during Ms Smiths three day audience at the Holiday Inn in Baton Rouge where they secretly met.
The Spoof will be first with any updates on the quest to be 'Dannielynn's Daddy'.