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Thursday, 8 February 2007

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Bin Laden Bait?....He's not biting

The latest Paris Hilton rude vid has been exposed as a set up by the CIA, it was revealed today.

It is thought that before he left office, Donald 'Duck' Rumsfeld issued orders that a Paris Look-a-like should be procured and filmed having hanky panky with Brett Meldenhall, champion George W doppelgänger.

The flick depicts 'Paris' and 'George' getting jiggy. But why was this done?

It would seem that the 'video nasty' was to be dropped near to the cave city that Osama Bin Laden occupies with his henchmen, in an effort to flush GWB's arch nemesis from his lair.

Sadly the aircrew that were assigned the mission got their map references muddled up and made the drop over a British tank crew that were having a brew up at the side of the road.

A source close to Bin Laden laughed off the attempt, stating: "Everyone knows that the gaffer only likes BBW's , unshaven..not this thing with all the body hair removed and small boobies.....he doesn't like the blonde girl either"

The CIA would not comment saying that the DVD is classified. Hey guys.. it's IN the Classifieds!!!

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