Tony Blair today denied accusations by Abu Bakr, detained in the investigations into the plot to kidnap and behead a British soldier, that for Muslims the UK was a police state.
If we could believe him, Blair would probably have said:
"This is clearly inaccurate and I deny the suggestion that the UK is a police state merely for Muslims. We have kinda worked hard in Government to ensure this country is a police State for all its citizens".
Obviously, what Blair says is taken with a pinch of salt so we continued to read between the lines as the Prime Minister probably meant something along the lines of
"This police state operates a total regime of non discrimination. We have a long and admirable record of imprisoning and shooting dead innocent people and it's wrong to suggest that Muslims are being singled out. Everyone has suffered thanks to my new controls, mwa ha ha ha haaar".
As Blair said the word "control" his eyes glazed over and took on a piercing gaze. He followed this with his trademark guttural and sinister evil laugh.
The Prime Minster, well known for lying about issues as diverse as peerages and war, then began to chant incantations.
On questioning whether he knew of the story of the boy who cried wolf, he dribbled yellow fluid from his top lip.