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Wednesday, 7 February 2007

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Kiss my torrquemada!

Pope Benedict 16th has announced that from now on everyone must call him Pope Ratzinger.

"I miss the ring of that old zing in my name", explained the Holy Father, "Cardinal Ratzinger...now that was a name and what a job,--Office of the Holy Inquisition.George Lucas could not have done better!"

Papazinger, as the Italian DaSpoofo.como has baptized him, went on about the Star Wars golden age of the Church: "Back then we had J2P2, a cross between an android and the emperor. We fought the rebel forces of Princess Leia, the Women's Ordination Witch, Hans Solo, the im-moral theologian who fought for lifting the ban on masturbation, Luke Skywalker, the Gay liberationist (could you get any lighter in the loafers).

"Since this whole Benedict make nice PR campaign, I just can't hit my stride...Shit! I had to apologize because some Muslims misunderstood me.In the old days, I would have told them to kiss my torrquemada!".

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