Diva Mariah Carey is to grace the front cover of Playboy it has been revealed.
In an effort to boost the flagging sales of the popular School boy publication Ms. Carey was persuaded to be photographed for the mag.
An online teen magazine reviewer stated today that although the pics suggest an amount of nudity 14 year old lads require a bit more than this to stick pages together, as is the custom.
Ms. Carey was quick to respond "I don't even want to think about young men's gism all over my face shots thank you". Mariah's stylist Jerome Le Duc feinted at the thought.
The Spoof would suggest that young men use the web if they want to see the real deal.