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Friday, 2 February 2007

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Camp Skywalker - In his relentless persuit to become the richest man in the Galaxy, George Lucas casted Saddam Hussein as the new Obi-Wan Kinobi in the new Star Wars film that hits cinema screens at Christmas this year.

Star Wars 7, entitled 'How much further can George Lucas drag out this for' Saddam will play Obi-Wan. Filming occured whilst Saddam was on trial. Inside guards of Saddam said that George had to pay a couple of billion Iraqi dinars to the US government to push back the hanging so that the last few scenes could be shot before Saaddam was.

Commenting on the strange casting, George told reporters 'Saddam was not such a bad person, him and I shared many things in common - we followed the New York Yankees, we both liked poetry, ridiculous palaces, Megalomania'

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