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Wednesday, 31 January 2007

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"Keep bobbin' and weavin and give him a fourpenny one right up the bracket" Don King

Reality TV giants, Endemol, have come up with the ultimate Saturday evening prime-time TV show. It's called a round with Lennox and will be hosted by Ant and Dec.

It's a bit like the golf cum chat show that veteran golf commentator, Peter Alliss, had years ago but with a twist.

The idea is that every week former undisputed world heavyweight boxing champ, Lennox, has a guest come to visit him in his boxing ring studio. The guest must be somebody that really gets on the viewers tits.

Lennox challenges them to a speed-skipping contest and should they lose, then likeable Len gets to knock seven bells out of them. And in the unlikely event that they win the skipping contest, Len still gets to beat the living shit out of them anyway.

The quietly spoken giant of the ring told us:

"I can't go into any specifics just yet but look out for show three, when I have Jeffrey Archer in as my a guest"

The showbiz world is rife with rumours of the identity of future guests and John Prescott, Paul Daniels and Brian Sewell are all said to be in the frame, or should that be ring?

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