Written by Buck E Filbert
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Wednesday, 31 January 2007

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Heshe's always liked dressing up

A 14 year old boy in Germany has become the world's youngest transsexual.

Kim, originally known as Tim, insisted at 12 years old he was a girl trapped in a boys body. The parents were convinced a mistake of nature had been made and consented to estrogen injections with the stipulation Kim keep her penis attached.

Tim/Kim and his/her parents had been across Germany consulting psychiatrists and annalists. Psychiatrists agreed, Tim was mature for his/her age and seemed determined to become a girl. Tim had been playing with Barbie and wearing dresses all his life.

"This is an unusual case of a girl being put into a male body. When puberty came on Kim was mortified by facial hair and the voice changing", Said noted psychiatrist, Erik Von Shownburger.

Aside from the package, Kim is a normal 14 year old girl with aspirations of becoming a Paris fashion designer.

The medical treatments have so far cost the German taxpayers $30,000 to date. Kim has legally changed her name and insurance cards.

After convincing parents and psychiatrists he was a she, Kim went on to convince her entire middle school she was Wonder Woman.

One has to speculate on the physiological ramifications involved for the young males In her school. If they find her attractive, what does that mean for them sexually?

This situation could potentially confuse young males to the point of sexual disorientation.

The $30.000 payment the German taxpayers have paid so far is a drop in the bucket compared to the bill they'll get from all the boys in her class later in life.

On the other side of the coin, Sid Shineman, 93 years old, of Yonkers New York recently became the worlds oldest transsexual convert.

SId said, "It never occurred to me till I was 90 that I was a little old lady trapped in a little old man's body"

This situation could potentially confuse little old men to the point of sexual disorientation if they happen to find Sid attractive.

Sid can be seen in her one woman show, "I Am Woman Hear Me Roar", playing to SRO audiences at the Regency Community Theater in Yonkers.

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Buck E Filbert
Jan 31 2007

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