Written by Agent Anonymous

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Topics: Fire, fossil

Wednesday, 17 December 2003

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This man may be the answer to the shortage of fossil fuels!

Several days ago eyewitnesses at a Californian dock caught a glimpse of what appeared to be a man producing fire from his hiney-hole!

It is still yet to question the cause of this freakish event. The most likely possible explanation is that of an extremely potent and, quite possibly lethal food combination. However, scientists are still conducting screening, blood, food and waste material tests on this person, who has chosen to remain nameless.

They think that he may provide a sufficient amount of heat and wind energy to replace coal and natural gas, or, if he is not that lucky, powerful or efficient enough, a very amusing freak show attraction.

(Personally, i think this guy needs locking up in a fireproof fume cupboard for the rest of his natural f*****g life!)

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